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More $$ for Willy???

Posted by thefyreplaceguy on November 15, 2007 - 12:04am

"Consultant sees cash cow in albino groundhog; Proper branding could turn one day a year fame into a year-round marketing celebrity"

I see our council has now hired a consulting firm to market "The Rodent". What the hell is the matter with these people? Again wasting our tax dollars on a captured wild animal being imprisoned in a cage. We have a world class beach which can draw more people on a Friday afternoon in June than that rodent can attract in 5 years. Another waste of $$



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Now I gotta move my plans

Now I gotta move my plans forward 6 months!
I've been planning on kidnapping Wiarton Willy, illegally transporting him and re-branding him as "Sauble Sam"...
k.

Sandy Sammy Sandhog

maybe not such a crazy idea that - good alliteration and google shows that 'sandhog' is certainly an un-pwoned meme-handle, so it has definately got some market mindset possibilities ...

and we know now that it costs a mere thirty-grand to 'sell' your groundhog, so I wonder what they'd charge to take out a white-winged scavenger ...

garym pauses to contemplate what $30,000 could do poured into the once mighty but now dwindling sandfest, but then decides maybe he better not